Whatever I was about to say but recently forgot.

Must. Locate. Mail. I really don't know why I continue to live like this.

You know what's interesting? Digging through information about someone else because you're curious even though what you continue to find just makes you feel sick. And the more information you find, the more uncomfortable and sickly you become until all of a sudden you

can't think anymore.

1. Chick on TV: "I can't believe you finally lost your virginity!"
2. Dumb male response: "Generic response."
3. Crazy audience laughter.


Time for chicken and taxes.