EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD KNOW

To restore Internet Explorer as your default browser:

1. Scribble something random about being involved in terrorist activity and leave the note somewhere near your computer.
2. Shoot yourself in the temple, then slump over your keyboard.
3. When the authorities come to collect your body and find the note, they will consfiscate your computer.
4. They will then run searches on your background and collect all the data from your computer.
5. They will deposit your body in either a landfill or a secluded body of water.
6. They will recycle your computer by either a) donating it to a nonprofit organization or b) using it in their personal offices.
7. They will install Windows onto your computer, which will set Internet Explorer as the default browser.