REJECTING AN OUTSTRETCHED HAND SINCE I MET YOU

I gave a ride to a mullet man and his wife today. I can cross that off of my "want-to" list. What I have left:

-flop down on my bed and pass out with a fan blowing on me.

-smell hot concrete near a swimming pool.

-get my oil changed.

-find that treehouse.

-have hands and wrists and arms that don't hurt anymore.