Yesterday a bee almost flew into my car window. Instead it flew into someone else's window and they ran for their lives while I laughed because you can't run while you're in a car.

Today I saw a lady standing next to a stop sign while appearing to salute the sky. I wished I had my camera handy but I never do anymore.

Now I'm thinking I need a snack or some sleep or both. I could have gone to bed at 8 PM since I was already falling over from total and utterly complete exhaustion. Never have I expelled so much energy in one week and lived to tell about it. I feel a bizarre sense of pride and accomplishment, not to mention muscle strain and tenderness in my eye region. I have really sensitive eyes and now I can't remember if I spelled that properly since I'm so sleepy.

Black paint, blue paint, grey paint. Five gallons of vacuum lint comprised of cobwebs, spider eggs, and dead leaves. I consider all of this a rousing success.

One final note: Today I realized I couldn't remember the last time I had taken a shower. I felt a bizarre sense of pride and accomplishment since, clearly, my tasks were keeping me from hygiene. After that I had the best shower of my life.