I'M GOING TO BE HONEST WITH YOU FOR ONCE.

I've invested in a business alliance for an internet cafe/nail salon. I will quit my job once my lucrative venture takes off and then proceed to live it up, diving into coins like Scrooge McDuck. I'm sure it hurts when you aren't a cartoon and I always marvelled at how insanely anti-science it was that he could flip-flop and swim through all those coins. But I'll do my best, make no mistake. Who wouldn't, if given the opportunity? WHO WOULDN'T?