NOW YOU'RE COOKING WITH GAS.

What do you want for your birthday?
Money.
Well...besides that.

I'm looking forward to utilizing my Eagle Claw money-taking technique at work today. Since I won't be in charge of the shift, I'll probably be tucked away in a drive-thru corner where it won't matter if I'm grabbing customer's hands and sucking the money right out of them. By the time they realize something unusual is going on, I'll be charming them with my sweet demeanor and they'll think they were just imagining my claw-like grasp. I even got a couple of coworkers to do the Eagle Claw themselves yesterday afternoon. That's the power of influence/working with chumps!