THE JURY HAS OPTED OUT

Lately I've wasted time looking for interesting people on blogs or MySpace only to be ridiculously annoyed that all these people posing for "hot" photos never take the background into account. Country wallpaper, tacky mantlepieces, rooms covered in junk, ugly rugs, quilts on beds--all of these things detract from anyone looking as hot as they are trying to be. I don't care how good you look if you're leaning up against a bathroom wall with duck art on it. I will not take you seriously.

Also, I never want to see another self-portrait containing a mirror and a reflection of the camera ever, ever again.